Hotel Soap

You know those little bars of soap they give you at a hotel? Well, they aren't new. People usually only use a small bit of the bar, so they take what's left and melt it down and then make new bars of soap. I travel a lot, and I've found a few bars with hairs inside, but once I found one with a toenail clipping. It was like a prize in a cereal box, except nastier.