Mentos Bomb
You know that science experiment where someone drops mentos into a bottle of coke and it blows up like a bomb? My cousin Larry didn't know about that and he was drinking pop all afternoon. Somebody offered him mentos, and he ate a handful of them.
The doctors don't know exactly what happened, but his stomach blew up. It sounded like a whip cracking and then there was pop foam coming out of his belly button and foaming out of his mouth and nose. They rushed him to the hospital and the doctors had to sew his stomach shut kind of like they do in gastric bypass. It streched out his stomach though and now he wins hot dog eating contests.
The doctors don't know exactly what happened, but his stomach blew up. It sounded like a whip cracking and then there was pop foam coming out of his belly button and foaming out of his mouth and nose. They rushed him to the hospital and the doctors had to sew his stomach shut kind of like they do in gastric bypass. It streched out his stomach though and now he wins hot dog eating contests.
posted by Lew at 5:03 PM
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I hate it when that shit happens. My doctor told me if my stomach explodes again he would replace it with a condom. Son of a bitch!
There's a kind of root beer made in Russia that if you mix it with Mentos actually ignites a small atomic reaction. That's why the U.S. State Department has banned its import.
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