Sunshine to Seattle
This is top secret, so I never tell anyone... but I like you, so I'll let you in on it. My new business is blowing through the roof. We're installing 2,000 miles of fiber optic cable in order to pipe sunshine from Palm Springs, California to Seattle, Washington where the yuppies there will pay huge bucks for a little sunshine during the rainy season. I've got over 3 billion dollars invested already, and I need 2 billion more. Wanna get in on the ground floor?