The truth about Star Wars.
George Lucas actually came up with Star Wars when he was trying to establish a money-making religion. That's why it's "a long time ago in a galaxy far away" and not in the future. When nobody would believe him about the Force and aliens and stuff, he decided to just turn it into a movie. It worked out perfectly, because when he was trying to claim it was all true nobody wanted to give him a dime. Now he's like super rich.