Mime

There was this dude I knew in Arizona, and he was walking down the street, and he saw this mime, so he started making fun of him and he pushed him. As it turns out the mime was a UFC champion cage fighter, and mime was his hobby. The guy grabbed him and tried to feed him a parking meter. It broke his jawbone, his collar bone, knocked out most of his teeth, and swelled his tongue up so big he later choked to death on it in the hospital.