UN Mind Control
My new hobby is genetic hybrid research. I crossed a snap dragon with a venus fly trap, and gave it a mammal blood transfusion; the result? A mosquito devouring machine. The UN soon set storm troopers to my door to suppress my development since apparently mosquitoes are used to distribute mind control drugs.
posted by Lew at 12:06 PM
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My cousin went camping with his buddy, and the buddy got all bit by mosquitos. The next week, the buddy quit the punk band he was in and became a software developer.
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