My uncle's awesome parties.
My uncle is known for throwing legendary parties. At the last party he had, 14 people had to be hospitalized for alcohol poisoning. Next time, he says he's shooting for twenty. That's so cool.
THINGS THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN, STUFF THAT'S MADE UP
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Once I ran out of booze and started drinking mouthwash. It was strong, I passed out and woke up in the hospital with alcohol poisioning. I would have died but I washed it down with a lot of pretzels. They tasted minty.
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