Wednesday, July 12, 2006


There was this hillbilly who's face got mangled in a car crash, and he didn't have the money for a doctor so he cut off half of his face and killed a goat, then he sewed part of the goat's face on to his own. Now he just wanders the countryside at night killing livestock. The police are looking for him. Don't walk around out there at night because some people in the country have been killed and hung up on rusty hooks and they don't know who did it, but I think it was goatman.


Blogger LeoBro said...

The goatman will kill anyone for dry ice so he can keep his real face in the cooler.

4:45 PM  
Blogger Lew said...

The last information I have on goatman is someone matching his description pulled a bank heist in Peru, IL. The cashier described someone with one human eye and one animal eye in a skimask.

9:05 PM  

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