Fill In The Lie: Asian Mobile Technology
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Many Asian countries are years ahead of the United States in mobile phone technology. For example, in South Korea, 89% of adult cell phone users now use their phones to...
Many Asian countries are years ahead of the United States in mobile phone technology. For example, in South Korea, 89% of adult cell phone users now use their phones to...
posted by LeoBro at 11:13 PM
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Check thier heart rate and blood pressure, also to monitor variables in their vehicles computer system such as fuel consumption rate and oxygen ratio.
order cats to eat.
.. call home. Mr Lee, call home.
Steer their electric lawn mowers.
Shave.
Control the local weather.
Microwave frozen hamburgers.
Design integrated circuits.
make grilled cheese sandwhiches?
clean their blood. You see, most of the people in South Korea suffer from radiation poisoning. Turns out the day that chernoble exploded there was a strong southeastern wind, and south korea got nearly all of the fall out in their water supply. The techies figured you always have your cell phone on you, so why not make it like a portable dialysis machine? two small prods come out near where you plug in the charger, and you just jam it into the veins on your wrist. It does the rest.
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