I Rescued this Kitty from the Mafia
Yes, he's cute isn't he? I rescued him from this Mafia guy who kept him in his backyard tied to a tree. I saw this poor cat out there, but I knew the guy in the house was part of the Mafia, so I threw a cherry bomb in the front yard to create a distraction while I went around the back and cut the chain. But the Mafia guy saw me and started shooting at me. So I hid behind the tree, and when the Mafia guy was re-loading, I took the kitty and ran like hell. That was in another town, but if that Mafia guy ever sees me with this kitty, I'm a dead man.