Thursday, September 14, 2006

Construction Project

That last contractor who was here, he wanted to charge you $250,000 to do the renovation. I can do it for half that. See, he's licensed, bonded, and insured and all that costs a lot of money. I don't have his high overhead so I can do this job for half that price, but you're going to have to give me all the money up front so I can get materials and pay the laborers. If you write me a check tonight, I can have my guys in here starting work next week, and we can be done in a month.


Blogger LeoBro said...

Sounds great. I'll write you a check right now!

That name on the account is another name I use sometimes.

3:32 PM  
Blogger Lew said...

To save time, just go ahead and make that out to cash.

11:09 PM  
Blogger LeoBro said...

I actually have the cash hidden inside an old TV set in my storage unit. But I'm behind in my payments to the storage guys, so they won't let me in.

Hey, I know. If you lend me $200 bucks, I can pay them off and get the cash for you.

11:24 PM  
Blogger Orhan Kahn said...

I don't mean to be a dick, but its 'cheque'. Unless you're planning to tick off a list. You're not planning to check off a list, are you? ARE YOU!

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5:27 AM  
Blogger LeoBro said...

Orhan, thanks. I forgot that we all live in Great Britain where they spell it 'cheque' and not in the United States where they spell it 'check.'

3:02 PM  
Blogger Orhan Kahn said...

Wait, what?

Great Britain? Checks?

I'm damn well Australian. Kind of.

Just because we have the queen on our money, doesn't mean we're British. Just because we have the Union Jack on our national flag, doesn't mean we're British. Just because we're apart of the Commonwealth, doesn't mean we're British. Just because we have a govoner general who can remove the government whenever he pleases, doesn't mean we're British.

Oh. Oh, shit.

I did a brief search to see if your English speaking country and the word 'check' was all in order, turns out there was too much to bloody read:

You win by default! This time..

6:12 AM  

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