Fake Fire Extinguishers
Terrorists have been replacing fire extinguishers in public buildings with fake, empty fire extinguishers. Nobody knows why, either the terrorists want to make sure the building burns down if there's an accidental fire, or they plan to set a whole bunch of intentional fires, or they're collecting fire extinguishers to use in a massive chemical bomb.
So please, check your fire extinguishers, make sure they work, and also keep an eye out for anyone suspicious tampering with a fire extinguisher, or offering to "inspect" or "charge" your fire extinguishers.
So please, check your fire extinguishers, make sure they work, and also keep an eye out for anyone suspicious tampering with a fire extinguisher, or offering to "inspect" or "charge" your fire extinguishers.
posted by Lew at 6:20 PM
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I know this is true, because my grandma forwarded me an email about it, and it quoted an actual cop saying to be on the look out. Also, be on the lookout for people replacing bike tires with razor blades so little kids get confused and cut themselves.
Great to have you posting again, Lew. And thanks to all the readers of this blog who contributed to our fund. All the doctors were afraid to operate, but as you know, we raised enough money to hire Samuel L. Jackson to surgically remove the mono-diactic acid build-up from around Lew's heart.
Also, there is a cell operating out of Omaha that is distributing fake band-aids made from non-medical grade duct tape.
My cousin lives in Omaha, and he recently had a band-aid that took off a bunch of skin when he pulled it off. I bet it was one of those.
I heard about that, you need to call your cousin RIGHT NOW because those same terroists have been putting spores of a toxic, flesh eating mold in the fake bandaids, he needs to have that wound sterilized before the mold spores begin to grow.
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