Thursday, July 20, 2006

Don't buy contact lenses at Walmart.

My uncle Pete, he got these brand new contact lenses and he wore them for a couple of weeks, he got them at Walmart. All of a sudden his eye starts to itch, and he's always itching it, scratching day in day out. He thinks it's these new contacts, but he never got them dirty. He notices a glint and took it to a forensics expert who put it under a microscope. Walmart had put a little metal tracking chip inside the lens.


Blogger LeoBro said...

They can find out all kinds of things about you with these contact lens tracking chips because they can tell what your eyes are focused on. Like they have a poster of a man and woman in bathing suits, and when you walk by and look at the poster, they can tell if you're gay.

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