Don't buy contact lenses at Walmart.
My uncle Pete, he got these brand new contact lenses and he wore them for a couple of weeks, he got them at Walmart. All of a sudden his eye starts to itch, and he's always itching it, scratching day in day out. He thinks it's these new contacts, but he never got them dirty. He notices a glint and took it to a forensics expert who put it under a microscope. Walmart had put a little metal tracking chip inside the lens.
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They can find out all kinds of things about you with these contact lens tracking chips because they can tell what your eyes are focused on. Like they have a poster of a man and woman in bathing suits, and when you walk by and look at the poster, they can tell if you're gay.
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