Monday, July 24, 2006

Pringles in Orange Juice

Does this work for anyone besides me? Soak a package of Pringles in orange juice overnight, then eat them. Your pee will smell like hamburgers.

Try it and let me know what happens.


Blogger Lew said...

I tried it, but my pee smelled like vicks vapor rub, really medicine-ish.

10:33 PM  
Blogger Lew said...

I feel very sick now, I called my doctor and he said these effects are caused by the combination of mono-triglycerides in the pringles and absorbic acid in the orange juice combining to create mono-diactic acid. That's what causes the odd smell in urine, but I guess I'm a rare case in which I'm allergic to the acid. My tounge has swollen up so much that I can hardly talk, my eyes are bloodshot, and my fingers and toes have swollen up to three times thier normal size and turned greenish-purple. Also the diatic acid being expelled from the lungs makes me able to light my breath on fire. I accidentally burned the cat.

12:02 AM  
Blogger Lew said...

Early this morning I had a heart attack because of this. I had my family bring my laptop in to the hospital. Don't try pringles and OJ at home.

10:35 AM  
Blogger LeoBro said...

Man, I'm sorry Lew. Everyone I know just gets hamburger-scented pee. Thanks for letting us know about the danger. I just visited you at the hospital but you were unconscious. You looked terrible.

11:36 AM  
Blogger Orhan Kahn said...

Ew! Very ew!

4:23 PM  
Anonymous calculatus eliminatus said...

Just like hamburger... Freaky. But much better than the smell I get when I eat asparagus.

I'm thinking about eating a tablespoon of cumin with the pringles to see if I can get a fun taco smell.

10:32 AM  

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