America's Army

A lot of people don't know this, but the America's Army game, put out as a recruitment tool by the US armed forces, isn't just a recruitment aide. It has subliminal messaging, like a magic eye 3d poster, but in video game form. The more you play it, it teaches you all kinds of military killing skills.

I spend every free minute playing that game so I can become a better killing machine. The other week I got attacked by a stray coyote and grabbed it by it's face and smashed it's head into the sidewalk. I did it all without thinking. If I hadn't played that game, I probably would have run in terror and got mauled.