I Dream Backwards

As long as I can remember, my dreams always go backwards. Like a movie going backwards in a projector. Like, when I fall asleep, I'm being chased by two secret agents, but we're running in reverse, until I get back to my living room, where I'm startled looking at the window where the secret agents just broke in, except they're disappearing in the bushes, and I'm quietly reading a book.

My doctor said to call him and take two aspirin in the morning.