Monday, March 12, 2007

I Dream Backwards

As long as I can remember, my dreams always go backwards. Like a movie going backwards in a projector. Like, when I fall asleep, I'm being chased by two secret agents, but we're running in reverse, until I get back to my living room, where I'm startled looking at the window where the secret agents just broke in, except they're disappearing in the bushes, and I'm quietly reading a book.

My doctor said to call him and take two aspirin in the morning.


Blogger Kent said...

You'd probably be really good on Jeopardy. You should audition next time they're in your town.

9:45 AM  

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