Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Be Careful of Hot Slides

One day when I was a kid, I was playing on the metal slide in the park, and it was so hot that I stuck to the slide halfway down like a burnt sausage on a frying pan. I was getting pretty cooked until the fire department peeled me off with a surgical spatula. While they carried me to the ambulence someone said "Mmmm! Smells like bacon!"


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