Saturday, October 07, 2006

The Cure for Cancer

Get a pencil, here's the cure for cancer:

Mix:

250mg of lithium procyanate
300mg of potassium cyanide
100mg of silica sulfate

liquefy with an electric arch, preferably from a tesla coil but an arc welder will do in a pinch.

Mix the melted compound with 1 gram of molten boron. Fire in a blast furnace for at least 9 hours. Let the mixture cool down, and then grind into a powered and make into pills.

The government doesn't want you to know this because they use cancer for population control.

5 Comments:

Blogger Orhan Kahn said...

That looks like an awful lot of effort. I'd rather die. You couldn't just stuff one in an envelope and send a pre-mix pack my way?

4:07 AM  
Blogger Lew said...

They monitor the mail for that. If I tried to send you the cure for cancer, the FBI would be kicking down my door in 5 minutes. That's what the antrax detecting equipment they bought is really used for.

1:13 PM  
Blogger Orhan Kahn said...

Makes sense.

5:43 AM  
Blogger skinnylittleblonde said...

If only they could create the guaranteed cancer causing pill...
then we could slip one to the lady who used her 4 month old as a baseball bat on her boyfriends head.
Then they wouldn't have to worry so much about the cure...the could selectively dose it out.

12:07 PM  
Blogger Lew said...

Well, that's basically what the government does. See, they dose it out in the water system, and they target areas that have low test scores. Sure they kill off some smart people in the process, but it's far more effective than random cancer infections.

5:43 PM  

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