My Uncle's Tank
My uncle had this old world war 2 tank that he bought, he spent years restoring it, and he even got the main cannon working, which was disarmed originally and illegal. He had it for a few years, and then he got drunk and drove it down the road. A cop tried to pull him over, but that was the last mistake that cop ever made. They never caught him because there were no witnesses, he lived in the country, all they had was a blown up cop car. Later, they found my uncle dead from a stab wound inside the tank.