Saturday, July 01, 2006

Mike Tyson's Punchout

My uncle is a cop and he says that a few years ago there was an incident where a large black man was in line at a gas station and another guy cut in front of him. The bigger guy punched him in the face so hard it shattered his jawbone, broke one of his cheek bones, left a fracture in his skull, and knocked out half of his teeth. The man was permanently disfigured. The guy drove off then without paying for his gas. When the cops got there, the guy was laying in a pool of his own blood, his jaw was in two separate pieces. The security footage was really grainy, but the cops are almost positive it was Mike Tyson, but they need more than that to prosecute him because he's a millionaire and his lawyers will help him get away with it. The gas station attendant is too scared to testify.


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