Friday, June 16, 2006

Nicotine Patches

My friend from Arizona got into his mom's nicotine patches and he took all of them and put them all over his body before a football game. He ran twice as fast as everyone else, when he tackled a kid, he broke his ribs. After the game he was so hyper his parents took him to dairy queen and the guy got his order wrong so he almost choked him to death and then he ran through a plate glass window and died.

2 Comments:

Blogger LeoBro said...

Because nicotine patches are illegal in Australia, there is a large black market. One smuggler died on the airplane because he was hiding a bunch of patches under his shirt.

10:10 AM  
Blogger paulo said...

Yeah, I have family there, so I saw that happen when I was flying there. The guy started shaking and screaming and stuff.

1:02 PM  

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