Thursday, June 15, 2006

The secret handshake of death.

I have a friend who makes a living training rich people, mostly celebrities, in the art of hand-to-hand combat. He taught me a way to kill somebody by shaking their hand and poking a pressure point on their palm. People are always asking me to teach it to them, but I'm too scared they'll misuse it. With great power comes great responsibility.


Blogger LeoBro said...

This technique was discovered accidentally by a polician in Italy in the 1930's who killed 47 of his constituents at a rally without realizing it.

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