Thursday, June 15, 2006

The secret handshake of death.

I have a friend who makes a living training rich people, mostly celebrities, in the art of hand-to-hand combat. He taught me a way to kill somebody by shaking their hand and poking a pressure point on their palm. People are always asking me to teach it to them, but I'm too scared they'll misuse it. With great power comes great responsibility.

1 Comments:

Blogger LeoBro said...

This technique was discovered accidentally by a polician in Italy in the 1930's who killed 47 of his constituents at a rally without realizing it.

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