Gay Test

It’s not really well known, but there’s an easy test you can take to tell if you’re gay. Just dip a pregnancy tester into your urine. If it shows pregnant it means you have too many girl hormones and you’re gay. Or if there’s someone you think is gay, you can do this to find out for sure. They keep it a secret because the government uses this to tell if people in the army are gay, but they call it a drug test.