Organ Donor

I was talking to this cop and he said not to be an organ donor because they print it on your driver's license and one time this bartender needed a new liver because he was a drunk and he started carding guys, and if they were an organ donor he would run them off the road when they left the bar until finally he moved up the list far enough to get one of their livers, but he's not the first guy to do it, he read about it on the internet.