Man, when I was in college we were at this party and I had like 12 shots of Jäger before the cops came and started trying to arrest everyone, so my buddies and I all piled in the car and split, but there was this cop chasing us for a couple blocks and then this drawbridge started going up. I thought we were boned but I was so drunk I didn't care so I crashed through the gate and PHOOOOM!!!!! RAMPED OVER THE DRAWBRIDGE, MAN!!! Naw, man, I'm dead serious, and the cop behind us, he tried to jump it but it was too late and they ended up pulling his car out of the canal. Man, I'd never been that drunk before in my life, we had some wild parties.