Tuesday, June 13, 2006

José Canseco

My dentist went to school with this other dentist who knew José Canseco. One time José was at bat, and he took a 98 mph pitch from Nolan Ryan right in the teeth. It knocked out at least half of his front teeth, and my dentist’s friend did reconstructive surgery. Because José was really rich, they made the new teeth with diamond cores so that nothing could break them. Years later, José Canseco was celebrating his birthday at a biker bar and a biker gang wanted to beat him up. One of them punched José in the teeth so hard that he shattered the bones in his knuckles. There was blood everywhere but José wasn’t even hurt and he smiled really big and all the bikers ran away.


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