Your lawn is made of poison.
The grass that grows on the lawns in front of houses is actually deadly toxic, but luckily nobody ever eats it.
posted by Paulo at 2:21 AM
THINGS THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN, STUFF THAT'S MADE UP
posted by Paulo at 2:21 AM
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I have an uncle who works at the University of San Fernando, and he told me about this professor of suburban botany who tried to commit suicide by eating his front lawn. But he threw up before he could finish.
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